Bored II v1.0 - Readme


At the time of writing, my current highscore is:
13'976 points..

[]  Surgeons warning
[]  Story
[]  How to play
[]  Rules
[]  Goal
[]  Dangers
[]  Aiders
[]  Credits
[]  Appendix


Surgeons warning:
This game contains flashing colors and/or bright lights
Staring at this game running for hours might make
you go insane.
No furries were harmed during the making of his game.
Several animals were raped however.
Not for oral use.
Do not use while swimming or when in water.
Shock hazard if trying to stab game while playing.
Not for rectal use.
Game will steal your girl, money and car if you loose.
Bubba, from cellblock C6, says "hi, you're cute"
If you send $100 to Z!re, she'll tell you how to win.


Story:
You're the heroic cross guy, and you're trying to save
the fair diamond shaped princess.
You need to guide her home, showing her were to go.
Happy!?.. Stupid human, make your own damn story up!


How to play:
You are the bright blue diamond.
Moving the mouse makes the diamond try to follow
the mouse cursor (the crosshair)


Rules:
You're safe on black, you die on all other colors.


Goal:
Get as high score as possible


Dangers:
There was a bunch of text here.. But I removed it..
Partly because, just stay away from anything non-black
and you're safe.
And, it's more fun if you encounter all the dangers
yourself.
Go play.. after you've read the rest of this document


Aiders:
At certain times a black ball might spawn.
The black ball will stay in the vicinity of your
starting circle.
They become invaluable on later levels.


Credits:
Me, no-one else did anything on this.
Lazy bastards..
I'LL KILL YOU ALL!




*Z!re whips everyone.. because you deserve it!*
Baah! Look at the sheep!

Tagline: Poop!?
//Z!re [22:43 (GMT+1) 2005-07-17]





































































Appendix:
Oh ya, almost forgot...
For all you cheataholics out there..

Seriously, there are groups for you, get help!

Cheatcodes:
"i am god"       - Invulnerable
"touch my balls" - Spawn 2 more balls
"salty balls"    - Remove all balls
"directions"     - Show sanctuary target

Type the codes ingame, without the quotes "

Cheating disables highscore.. DUH!!
And disables the winning condition.. sucks for you..




Take care you inbreed guncrazy warmongering rednecks!
And all you non-USA people too, ofcourse =D